Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
My home is not a place, it is people.
If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
A few seconds later, I tripped over a steel staircase, bashing my shins.