A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.