At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.