Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.