All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.