My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
You always pass failure on the way to success.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.