Sitting in the back of that Hummer, my head in a hood, my hands lashed behind my back, lurching back and forth while the bruises swelled up on my head, terrorism suddenly felt a lot riskier.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.