He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.