My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Sometimes the cure for restlessness is rest.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.