When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
The average person thinks he isn't.
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.