Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.