It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
I was sick of cars driving right past me.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?