The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.