Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.