Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.