'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.