Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.