Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.