When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.