After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.