Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.