Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.