Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.