Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.