Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.