Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.