A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.