What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.