Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.