Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone?s feelings or ignoring truth.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.