The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.