Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today.
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.