TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.