Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.