I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our natures free to explore the larger experiences of life.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.