I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
My home is not a place, it is people.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.