If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.