Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'