There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
Never eat more than you can lift.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.