I never know how much of what I say is true.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.