Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.