I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.