Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.