Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.