I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.