Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.