Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.