If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.