On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
I was sick of cars driving right past me.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Things are only impossible until they're not.