The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
I didn't even breathe.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.